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Of course it is difficult to say which bank credit is most convenient for a customer. He may be influenced by many factors, not just the interest, fees or certain credit terms, count and bank reputation, quality of services, recommendations. But to help y
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the
dark?
DaveonSergioLG
What do you get if you cross a telephone
and a marriage bureau ?
A wedding ring !
GryphinAlizrQ
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
GaronFaineIH
Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
ConnollySmythCH
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
DoughalBernoldtJ
If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you let in first?
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
DurantMayonL
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the answer but
I think I'm nearly there.
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YO momma so fat that they had to install
speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
JarrettCoachuhharKY
Waiter: I'm
sorry to keep you waiting.
Your soup will be ready soon.
Customer: What bait are you using?
JackEnnisJG
"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the
teacher. "
'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. .
."
"Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad
for
parrots."
"Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It
was the tumble
drier."
QuintrellSweeneydM
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