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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
advice on premature ejaculation
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!
BodyBuilding
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
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Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Grooming
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Wedding Ideas
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!
Mortgage
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.'
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
define extreme sports
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit! SayreWashburnetV
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! RodolfoEdanyz
Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. NachtonEngelGj
And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan." GarlanHerlbertDj
During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war." DerwardAdalrikve
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One. CuthbeorhtDarcellZc
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. LovellLynessaWh
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents. AnwarBlairdo
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers NatalioMarianozJ
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't." AzielEliottmD